open letters to famous people

i realize that it would be easy to make this whole blog just about trying to help you. no one needs to know how bad you make yourself look every day more than you do. and that's saying a lot these days.

i don't want this blog to just be about you.

but there is something you need to know.

doing that whole thing about how changed you are, and how you're going to start a home for ex-cons, or a homeless shelter, or whatever else you're planning to do to change the world--

you're just sort of undermining yourself when the first thing you do is go out and get hair extensions the day after you're released.

also: you can't draw. this is a bad idea, letting people see that you spent your time in prison drawing yourself